For the last number of years, our booking and information line was brought to you by the letter ‘O’ and the number ‘2′.  Last week we found our event phone wasn’t working so we gave them a call (on a different phone, obviously).  They checked their mobile network was plugged in, tried turning it off and on again and defragged their hard drive but nothing could get us our old number back.  So we had to get a new one.  And here it is…

07709 176 544

It’s easy to remember.  07709 is one of O2s standard dialling codes, 176 is a brand of Bulgarian Vodka and 544 is the year we sadly lost the creator of the Anno Domini system of date measurement Dionysius Exiguus aka Dennis the Short.  (I may have googled those numbers hoping to find something interesting, and failed)

Please delete/erase/purge our old number from your phone/memory/filofax (if you still live in the 80s) and replace it with our new number.  Put it on speed dial.  Give it its own picture/ring-tone if you want, but we’ll probably never call you.

Denis the Short has the phone at the minute so don’t go testing the new number by calling him at 2:45am and making animal noises down the phone.  No, don’t do that.